Let it be known that today I am taking a personal day. No work, not fuckin headaches, nobody. I started my day with breakfast at Perkins with my uncle Bob. He has had a rough past few weeks. It was nice to see him out and laughing. Leaving breakfast I decided that I was going to go for a cruise since I was on a motorcycle. The 50-degree sunshine didn’t feel bad but it didn’t feel relaxing. I started to get cold and head back home. To warm up I took a relaxing bath and read the newspaper. I skimmed it over, paying particular interest to the Sports pages, since that’s the only section that is not full of lies. The comics on the back page were losing my interest and Sudoku looked like too much work for a guy who is having a “Jason Day”. Examining the bathroom radio I discover albums of Guns and Roses and Motley Crue. Hairbands! Bonus! I would probably tried drowning myself if it had something like Shania Twain or Salt –n-Pepa. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt-N-Pepa I stuck mostly to the less metal songs. Its only 1pm at this time. I cannot be rocking out hard to “Welcome to the Jungle” and “Livewire” at this time of day. My energy would have been shot by 7pm. Slashes guitar solos and Tommy Lees drum tirades, I was feeling it. One with the music. So far this had been a great “Jason Day”. The one thing I can take away from this day so far is knowing this. In the end Paradise City edges out Girls, Girls, Girls and Welcome to the Jungle as the most kick ass song of that era. The only way it is getting any better is if the Crue performed it. That’s ballsy to say I know. Especially since I was to young to understand the music at that age in my life. I thought of it as shit. I was probably listening to Salt-n-Pepa. P P P Push it Real Good! I’m out and I’m stickin to it. Personal day so far has been awarded 5 out of 5 Flying Monkeys.
**A 2nd Opinion from Kubz**
Well thats like your opinion, man. Clearly you forgot about "Sweet Child of Mine" and i know that GNR is good but your fogetting some great songs and bands of that era, "Dr. Feelgood", "under pressure", "sister christian", "shook me all night long" "Master of Puppets" "Mr. Roboto", "We're not gonna take it" and "Candle in the wind"... ok well maybe not the last one, but you get my point.
Also how can someone who's unemployeed take a personal day?
I give your review 3 cheap trick album covers out of five
****The real story. Brett you bastard, I am an employee of the St. Cloud Hospital. but i have not started yet*****
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