I first heard about novelty hot dog cookers on a forum back in November of 2007. Upon seeing this feat of modern culinary engineering, I knew I had to get one. So I headed out to a giant strip mall featuring such stores on Target, Wal-mart, Sam's Club, World Market, Pier 1 Imports, Linens N' Things, Home Depot, Lowe's, and Subway. I closely examined the inventory in the kitchen and home section of each of the previously mentioned stores. To my dismay, I was completely skunked.
Disgruntled, I headed home and did the only thing that any reasonable man would do in my circumstance - I cried myself to sleep. The next morning I returned to the forum to see if I could find more information about buying the excellent hot dog cooking product. In an amazing twist of fate, I accidentally clicked the "EB" button on my bookmarks bar in Safari ("links" bar for you windows users). The "EB" button took me straight to the greatest online marketplace of all time, eBay. My heartbeat grew faster as I knew I was seconds away from being able to pick from any number of novelty hot dog cookers. After sifting through the various ads, I arrived at one that offered 5 of the cookers for $49.99 shipped. The deal was sealed via "Buy it Now" within 2 minutes. Not only was the price and shipping fair, but the cookers were chrome.
Last week was my first opportunity to use the cooker. Brats are one of the more difficult items to grill, in my opinion, based on their high grease content and propensity to flare up
and burn to a crisp. Not with the chrome penis man hot dog cooker. The brat cooked perfectly and timely. It was juicy and delicious.I highly recommend the penis man novelty hot dog cooker for everyone, as it is an integral part of any man's grilling equipment arsenal. Make no mistake - if you invite me to your barbecue and don't have a chrome penis man hot dog cooker, I will leave and steal your dog on the way out.
This marvel of modern hot dog cooking equipment receives 5 out of 5 flying monkees.
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